it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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