I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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