so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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