His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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