And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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