Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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