he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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