i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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