ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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