Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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