So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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