hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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