i would punch a child for taco bell
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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