Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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