Pappa wants mamma naked
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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