Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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