Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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