when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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