so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
