i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
i think im in europe. pls send help
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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