what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Randomize
