i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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