what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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