well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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