I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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