I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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