It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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