I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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