just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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