"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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