Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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