My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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