the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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