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i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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