Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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