apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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