Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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