i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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