If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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