is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
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Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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