Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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