I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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