90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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