I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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