Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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