i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
im about as happy as oj after his trial
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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