I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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