my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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