but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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