So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
did i just pee glitter
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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