id be glad to
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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