some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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