ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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