Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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