After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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